and finally…seasons greetings from the royal dragons, et al. (rds post this on your site if u can [no need to credit me, my sig is already on the pic muahah]!)
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i just realized that i am not sitting on anything int his picture…doh!
A little Jamie-style humor for you peeps (okay, it isn’t THAT funny, but I hope you appreciate the attempt)!
Legolas owning the elephant
Sar-oo-man
Wellwisher: oh that was weird. what i dont get is saruman was defeated when he got sliced up by isodor. he didnt die? DaAznAngel: sauron/saruman. isildur cut off sauron’s finger. is that what umean? Wellwisher: ohh. so sauron dies. exactly DaAznAngel: kind of Wellwisher: and sauromon gets corrupted by the ring when he tries to do good initally?. or was he like power hungry in the beginning. cuz they did say he was sauromon the wise DaAznAngel: saruman is not the same as sauron. saruman never had any ring Wellwisher: wait sauron is the wise? DaAznAngel: oh man. sauron is the eye Wellwisher: it sounded the same DaAznAngel: the great evil. saruman is the wizard. the wise. Wellwisher: damn. i gotta watch it again… DaAznAngel: sauron = sor-on saruman = sar-oo-man
Evil Eye
Wellwisher: i thought saruman was using his powers as the eye. like to see. so sauron kinda dies, and now he is just the eye. and the eye is the master. the forger of the ring? DaAznAngel: yea, but he is not jsut the eye. that is how he is represented Wellwisher: and somehow saruman is just a servant. which is building mordor… then what else DaAznAngel: he wasn’t building mordor. saruman was using palantir(crystal ball) to communicate with sauron Wellwisher: oh DaAznAngel: here is an analogy, straight out of the SATs: sauron=eye, God=cross. the eye represents him, but he is a force of evil Wellwisher: oh ok thanker for dumbin it down. so saruman worships the evil DaAznAngel: what evil?. he did not worship sauron Wellwisher: sauron. then y’s he helpin DaAznAngel: if u watch it again, u will see he was seduced by him Wellwisher: promising him power? DaAznAngel: i dont know, whatever they said in 2 towers. also, saruman wanted to defeat sauron. and take his place Wellwisher: oh ok i was just on 1. tongiht ill watch 1 again. ill watch 2 tomorrow again. i thought u interpretted all this from 1 DaAznAngel: no, its from 1 and 2
Huh?
Wellwisher: what race r those dark soldiers? theyre not orcs are they? the black ones on the horses DaAznAngel: nazghul. the men that were ring bearers. the 9 Wellwisher: not them. the soldiers. not the hoodies DaAznAngel: what movie? Wellwisher: fellowship DaAznAngel: dont know. long time ago. but i am pretty sure they are the nazgul
Haha… huge beings…
Wellwisher: oh. was liv tyler one of the elves with a ring? DaAznAngel: no Wellwisher: oh. but she was immortal…. ?. or in rivendell no one dies DaAznAngel: elves dont age Wellwisher: so they’re just born as huge beings…weird. u mightve wrote it on ur xanga. i didnt wanna read too much. cuz u were talkin bout return of the king. and what was the signifance of voice of the …that sorceress. looking at the ring and not taking it? DaAznAngel: huge beings? what are u talking about? i think u should read the books Wellwisher: like baby. like legolas is an adult. like they dont age… oh i get. DaAznAngel: aight they age, but slowly. like thousands of years
Wtf, another one?
Wellwisher: so whats his face… not aragorn the other human. the guy who dies was he related to aragorn . heard he was from gondor. DaAznAngel: he was son of the steward of gondor. what book are u on? Wellwisher: still 1. i dont recall hearing his origin
I’m tired
DaAznAngel: u have to read all of htem. read them Wellwisher: … DaAznAngel: if not, just read teh whole encylcpedia. its not taht long Wellwisher: no i find it better to ask u DaAznAngel: yea, but ur asking too much DaAznAngel: ask me some tomorrow Wellwisher: cuz i heard ur bored at work. haha DaAznAngel: who said that? me? if i am bored at work, i do things like make animations of legolas getting his dick sucked by an elephant. not answer all of ur lotr questions Wellwisher: haha
My Extravaganza! <2 Days Left> (12.13.2003, 6PM, ???? Chestnut St.)
Party updates:
1. Peter and Tuan have teamed up to form Team Homoerotic. 2. Jenny and Ming were invited to take the open spot, but they have previous engagements they need to attend to. 3. Marky has been invited to take the spot. His acceptance is pending.
BenXiaoHai and I would like to wish all of you Xanga-goers a very merry christmas. Well, actually, he kind of resisted, but the spirit of the season eventually won him over.
You had to see it coming….Pete was right…
it’s a bit jerky, but wtf do you want me to do? spend all day on it?
the scary thing is that his breasts are actually pretty close to that size.
Vi’s head is bigger not only b/c he is bighead, but because i didn’t want to cut the other dude’s head off… it would’ve taken like 15 min extra…
Since Vi actually did link the fat kid site, i provided a box to hide his curves a bit.
An excerpt from Yankang’s autobiography: “My mother always wanted a panda. When she didn’t get one, she was upset…so she dressed me as a panda till I was five…”
Yang in Panda Suit
Tell me, does htis look like he’s in a panda suit or that he’s getting eaten by a panda?
Currently Playing: Phantom of the Opera – Sarah Brightman
Asiankissez stole my song.. so i am now playing Watch Out Now – Beatnuts
AsianKissez didn’t like that song either so here’s a song from My Sassy Girl, a Korean film.
Is there any doubt that Andrew Lloyd Weber is the shit?